ON Holidays & the best storie you will ever read...I hope

well hello everyone! and MERRY CHRISTMAS, I probaly won't write for a week or so because I am going to be in beaverlodge having christmas with everyone there. at The moment we are at royce's (danaes good guy friend hehehe) and were staying the night and driving agian tomorow, so... for my blog that you all are most likley going to read I have to think of somthing AMAZING to write about......well.....here is some sort of a storie, acually I dont know if this can qualify as a storie because it has no climax, resolution, antagonist, protaganist. well...you ready for my "storie"?
"apple" story
OK this story starts off in a hospital, were a baby boy is born who was named fred, His father comes into the hospital and gives his kid an apple. about 3 years later on the kids birthday (were he has given his son an apple every year for his birthday) His father asks "hey, son what would you like for christmas?" because he (fred) couldn't talk yet he mimiked a baby bounce. he was all excited, he was getting tired of getting apples. so he finally gets to open his present, his dad takes him out side, fred is getting excited cause he is going to get the baby bounce, and sitting on the ground is an apple. fred takes the apple and is a little upset but thinks 'oh well, maybe next year'........ a week before freds 5th (last year he got another apple) birthday his dad comes up to him and asks him what he wants for his birthday. 'Yah' thinks fred ' I am finally getting somthing good for my birthday'. he was in school all his friends had a cool lunch box so he asked his dad for a spiderman lunch box. his birthday comes up and he is all excited and his dad gives him a wrapped box 'an apple isn't a box shape' thinks fred, as he ripps open the paper, inside was a spiderman lunch kit, tears came to his eyes and he never felt happier in his life as he held the lunch kit infront of his face "I am never going to let this out of my site" thought fred. the end. there is more to this pointless story so if you want to know the rest I will have to tell you later.